What Glossier Balm Dotcom Are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign?

By Anaka Bretzke

Courtesy of Glossier


Glossier’s Balm Dotcom seems to be everyone’s go-to lip balm these days. For those of you who are obsessed with this lip balm and all of Glossier’s products, I’m sure you’ve wondered which Balm Dotcom is perfect for you.


In this case, I believe the best way to choose your next flavor is to find your match through your zodiac sign, complimenting your personality to a tube.


Original: Taurus


You can’t go wrong with the original classic! Taurus, you are classy, stable and determined. But you’re also not afraid to take what’s yours and use your ambition to achieve anything thrown your way. While you may think being associated with the original flavor with no tint or scent is boring, take it as a compliment! Your stability, reliability and ability to prioritize consistency make this balm perfect for you.


Rose: Cancer & Pisces


Known for being sweet, loyal and intuitive, all these traits make this tube perfect for you Cancer. Not to mention you also value self care, and know how to maintain a good balance of going out and staying in. This is your spirit balm because it's a great one to wear while lounging at home or for a night out.


Pisces, you are in-touch with your emotions, empathetic, romantic and imaginative. This shade is your go-to because it matches your vibe flawlessly. With a subtle, barely-there pink tint, this sweet, nature-like flavor will remind you of a walk through the garden on a perfect spring day.


Birthday: Gemini


Gemini, you are always the life of the party, and what tube would match your personality better than Birthday? You are playful, curious and quick-witted. Some may stereotype you as two-faced, but that’s all just misinterpretation. With a subtle shimmer, and a sweet birthday cake flavor, this balm will bring out the social butterfly in you – and get you tons of compliments.


Cherry: Aries & Scorpio


Passionate, loud, proud, strong and brave –all of these Aries traits perfectly match you with this bold flavor. As a fire sign, Mars as your ruler and red as your color, this red-tinted balm is a perfect match to your personality.


Scorpio, while you aren’t a fire sign like Aries, your passion and strength shines through and makes you as bold as this flavor. While not everyone thinks they can pull off this bold red tint, your confidence makes this shade perfect for you.


Mint: Libra


Cool and collected, Libra’s know how to maintain balance and harmony in their lives. With a scale as your only inanimate object of the zodiac, you value equilibrium in your life. The Mint flavor is just that: cool and refreshing, which is a perfect and necessary balance in a balm.


Coconut: Virgo


Virgos are known to be kind, gentle, supportive and hard-working. Compared to other astrological signs, Virgo’s are very laid-back, just like a day on the beach. Coconut is a beachy and untinted balm, great for everyday use and for dreaming about your next beach vacay.


Mango: Leo & Capricorn


Spirited and vivacious, Leos are wildly artistic, dedicated and loyal. With the spirit animal of a lion and sun as your ruler, what other shade would be better than the peachy-rose tint of Mango? Fruity, fun and original, this balm is your perfect match.


Ambitious, independent, goal-driven and friendly, Capricorns are one-of-a-kind. Capricorns make great leaders, but also manage to be youthful and optimistic. Your unique, playful personality is a great match for this tropical balm.


Berry: Sagittarius


This fun, bold, fruity balm is perfect for the restless, adventurous and optimistic Sagittarius. You’re a fire sign, so you live life to the fullest with no regrets. With a sheer purple tint, you are bound to love this flavor for its adventurous shade.


Wild Fig: Aquarius


Much like this limited edition shade, you are different and unique, Aquarius. Powerful, intelligent and independent, you have the ability to change the world. With a flamboyant deep coral tint and a sweet fig flavor, you’re going to need this balm in your back pocket if you’re going to change the world.



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